zonephantom | (no subject)

Shishido will be providing some defense training on Deck 4. Contact him for days and times.

Fuji, in order to cut down on extraneous expenses, you will need to limit your cardboard cutouts to no more than 5. Your other option, if you wish to have more than 5, is to gather the old ones and reuse accordingly. Lastly, avoid glitter and any other substance that is difficult for maintenance to clean.

Niou, as far as I am aware, your experiment(s) are to be performed on the felines you have in your lab. Cease testing out your theories on the passengers above the ship. I also need an updated report to forward to the EAA. Also, all your felines need to be re-tagged or I will need to submit a report requesting cancellation of your experiment.

Lastly, the EAA has approved an orbit around the planet Esman. It is located in the Proxima Vendrizi System. The EAA describes the planet as "known for its forests of cactus-like organisms and its deep valleys." We will arrive there on Sunday and orbit until Wednesday.

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~~Oh shit. Am I gonna have to tell Fuji he can't bring 100 different cacti organisms back on board with him?~~

I'll put together the EAA list of recommended banned items from the planet and schedule a meeting so we can decide if there's anything else we want to add.

Aa. We'll need to add plant-life to the list.

~~...Seriously? Did I do something to you at the academy I forgot about that makes you want to watch Fuji find weird ways to destroy me? You know the rumours, right?~~

Sure. Are you thinking an all out ban or just limitations?

ooc: Strikes deleted. Shishido is already dreading this planet.

Limitations. I'm currently looking at the EAA plant-life list and comparing it to the Esman flora to see if we'll have any significant issues. So far there are few.

(ooc: sorry shishido and no, he didn't do anything to tez. he's trying to prevent fuji from destroying him with illegal plants... promise)

Cool. Want to just wait for your usual security debriefing or did you want to schedule an extra meeting to go over the planet?

ooc: Shishido is glad he didn't do anything to Tez. Though it doesn't help to explain his current run of bad luck.

I like how they both fear bringing Fuji to a planet filled with cacti like organisms.

Unless you see a reason for an extra meeting, the usual security debriefing is fine.

Nope. I'll see you at the usual time.

You gonna hike some valleys?

Perhaps, but I plan on looking to see if it's a good planet for hiking or climbing.

I guess it depends on how you feel about cacti.

Ambivalent.

Excellent. I have a lot of requests for samples from that planet.

You'll have to fill out all of the applicable acquisition forms. ~~God I hate those forms~~ And do the electronic ones. ~~I don't want any weird sludge in my office that hitchhiked in on your lame paperwork. And I doubt anyone else does either.~~

ooc: Strikes deleted.

All good.

Are they required?

Yes. Requisitions from R&D mostly. A lot of potential pharmaceuticals in that greenery.

Submit your reports.

All done, sir.

One specimen per species should work, yes?

One type specimen per species and 5 clipping of other individuals in that species for DNA analysis.

I see.

I don't know what you're talking about. I only perform my experiments on my cats. And give me like... four and a quarter days. My report is a hot throbbing mess of dot points and typos.

They are tagged. Whoever told you otherwise is lying.

And I quote:
I like to dig out their tags with a small penknife when I first get them. I believe in encouraging their whimsical adventures and don't like to hold them back with things like tracking.

You told this to Shishido.

I expect your report, minus typos and a mess of dot points, in my hands Monday morning at 0900 hours.

Oops I lied to him.

Yeah, fine. I'll even put some cat pictures on it, to keep you company while you read it.

I will be checking the tracking on occasion.

Remove the cat pictures before submission.

I never use glitter, Tezuka. You need to find someone else to blame for that.

Somehow glitter made it onto some of your cutouts.

That might have been more to do with the person who was handling them.

Regardless, in the future, don't use it.